By whatheffers - 07/07/2010 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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ScaryyMary 14

When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.

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Bibi_302 7

Bf: Don't want your love or your lovers revenge, you and me just had a bad romance!

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PyroDaher 0

I bet u had a p-p-poker face... That's a pun btw

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Kyoakuhan 22

Puns are bad enough. If you have to explain it's a pun, something has gone horribly wrong.

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kunjac0945 21

I hope he practiced his choreography. The whole show breaks down without it.

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vdturner25 15

You seem to have made a mistake there OP. Sounds like you had a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend

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