By whatheffers - 07/07/2010 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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ScaryyMary 14

When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.

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kiki2267 0

At least it was entertaining

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labanana_fml 5

... If I had A boyfriend and he broke up like that with me i wouldnt be upset... i'd respect him more.

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chaoguy789 4

"Ra ra ah ah ah roma roma ma gaga ooh la la, i want out of this bad romance"

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MeowMix92 5

I believe that's the best way to be let down...just dance, it'll be okay, da da doo doo.

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TheBinksOhhhh13 0

Was it Telephone ? "Stop telephonin' me-e-e-e .."

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Killuhk 8

Let me guess...then he told you he was gay? lol

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Albarufus 13

Such a bad romance, I hope you didn't cry, it's better if he can't read your poker face.

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TheOldWitch 6

He's gay. I'm so sorry OP. No jk but that sucks, I'm sorry.

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