By tm - 18/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Madisonville

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 814
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Shadowvoid 33

Well, i hope you are ok, this news is just heart breaking.

Well at least you were at the best possible place to have a broken nose in


Shadowvoid 33

Well, i hope you are ok, this news is just heart breaking.

Shadowvoid 33

My first ever first comment, i'm so happy that i might ju* falls on the floor in seizmatic convulsions* sorry, my heart just couldn't take it.

Well I don't see how the news is heart breaking.. Probably a bad pun. But he's right it could've actually been a heart attack. At least it's just a broken nose, even though those things hurt like crazy.

mbusey 20

That was terrible #1.

No man that was awesome # 1

Well at least you were already at the hospital. You could have passed out at home or wherever. Good thing it's just a broken nose and not heart attack.

Shadowvoid 33

This is my first ever first comment.

icecreamdriveby 5

At least that got you in to see a doctor quicker? You can spend hours in those waiting rooms..

coffeegrl12 3

I am ok but in a lot of pain. They operated on my nose and I'm now swollen and bruised. As for why I was standing...after waiting for 30 Minutes they called me back and as I was getting out of the chair, instead of standing, I fell forward landing face down. Turns out, I have pneumonia, so the chest pain was from infection, and they believe I passed out because my oxygen level was too low. Thank you for your concern!

Way to destroy a funny comment...

Don't break my heart, my achey breaky heart... I think it'd rather break my nose... Atleast you were already at the ER, saved yourself the Trip

The bad puns just keep on coming!

Hiimhaileypotter 52

I hate that song -.-

Well at least you were at the best possible place to have a broken nose in

But when he/she woke up, there wallet, phone, and social security number was gone.

I don't think there is a good place to break your nose really

I hate to be nosie, but this sad news is giving me heartache

So what was actually wrong?

OP had chest pain so he/she went to the hospital to get it checked out. (s)he fell to the ground and broke his/her nose because She/he thought he/she was having a heart attack.

I just don't understand why one would pass out just at the thought of a heart attack. Seems to me like the chest pain may have actually had a cause.

46, severe stress can sometimes cause pain that somewhat resembles a heart attack. The increasing stress/fear of suffering a heart attack can also cause a person to just collapse. I've seen it happen before.

Although breaking your nose must be painful, just be grateful that you're not suffering any heart conditions and that you're alive :) you were lucky I think!

I'm sure being at the hospital already was lucky enough. But the whole no heart conditions is a big hearty plus.

like I said, life isn't fair

I thought life was a giant throbbing scumbag dick in general.

I remember my first beer

tinkrocks98 6

OP didn't say anything about drinking.

Javee 17

Maybe you passed out from not only chest pains but weakness? Time you eat more heartily.

syley 5

Nah op probably passed out from the wait, waiting rooms take forever!

cicpjaky 6

That'll be somewhat of a conversation starter

That's a sticky situation. Wait that doesn't work there. Fick it all! I got nothin.

Damned iPhone keyboard! Changing my U's to I's and who knows what other devious letter changes.