FML : Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly,...

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 November 2010 23:56 / Canada

Kids

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By sweetdreams20 | 0

#1639125 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:06

so ur a male and a little girl told u out?! please don't say u were also on a date...

By unfortunate_13 | 5

#1639127 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:07

OP, she's right.

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By EpicPear | 0

#1639076 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 8:58

people who reply to this comment are stupid! :D

EpicPear | 0

#1639096 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:00

already?!!

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1639218 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:38

grow a pear

Shookitup | 0

#1639234 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:44

I see what you did there :)

InDenial | 6

#1639319 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 11:06

Haha that was punny.

MrSassypants | 31

#1639700 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 13:15

Grow a pear. Ha!

Anyway, I love playing around on stuf like doin stupid stuff on rollercoasters or somathing "scary" an yelling in a funny voice and weird accent

"Sumbady healp may!" (somebody help me)

KingDingALing | 9

#1639830 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 14:31

^ It's really not the same on the internet.

megamandude455 | 10

#1639879 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 15:03

what'd you say 2?

Muscle_Car_Fan | 0

#1639911 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 15:27

I agree, 50

fearfulsymmetry | 1

#1640323 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:01

#38, reading your comment made me want to bash my head against my keyboard.

that1guyyy | 12

#1641341 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:23

good. I hope you die from the head trauma

myshoe | 0

#1641942 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 1:45

number 19 we should talk

darkgeo | 2

#1642105 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 2:24

71- overly harsh much?

sideboobbarney | 3

#3205531 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:51

It's called trolling

By elloelen | 0

#1639101 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:02

ydi for over exaggerating

yucayucatan | 0

#1639139 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:09

agreed! I hate people that just can't control theirselves. its very irritating

ActionManly | 11

#1639786 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 14:01

I think anyone that refers to a haunted house as an "adventure" is seriously testicularly challenged.

TookiMyCooki | 0

#1639795 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 14:09

lol so true^

averageirishman | 0

#1641104 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 20:59

i think that anyone one who says over exagerating doesn't deserve to speak. It's just exagerating. No over.

Kua_Mei | 0

#1641611 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:20

exaggerating *

allforthetaking | 0

#1642698 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:38

am tired of all the grammar Nazis. ur not the only ones who speaks English. relax!! it's not a big deal.

FTWisRIGHT | 0

#1655849 - Saturday 6 November 2010 3:46

"ur" is not a word.

Raeser | 7

#5197990 - Thursday 29 November 2012 17:53

I'm*
You're*
Relax*
It's*

jmx14 | 12

#5882492 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 2:18

But what if the girl wasn't even there?

By sweetdreams20 | 0

#1639114 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:05

your a male and a little girl told you out.... sorry :(

ibitehard | 9

#1640558 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:53

He just got tried like a free sample at Cosco xD
(I don't know how to spell it please don't kill me grammar natzi people)

By jess2gd4u | 0

#1639116 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:05

lol got told by a lil kid. haha

By sweetdreams20 | 0

#1639125 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:06

so ur a male and a little girl told u out?! please don't say u were also on a date...

lollipopXx | 0

#1642887 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 6:35

that would be to funny if he was! lol

By unfortunate_13 | 5

#1639127 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:07

OP, she's right.

By MissErikaHart | 0

#1639130 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:08

sissy

By dreamering | 16

#1639134 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:08

Take it easy. What are you going to do after your 30th marriage anniversary?

rene22 | 18

#1639738 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 13:29

lol only If his wife wants a wimp for a man

By misoHappy | 0

#1639136 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:09

pwned!!

By Cygnus_9 | 3

#1639170 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 9:19

hahahahaha..

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