Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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babyteef 0
At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..
Pfrmbrzl 0
at least he wasn't leading you on..
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Comments (113)
amanda_gza 0
Aww well he was honest & its better to have this than a cheating fml in a few weeks. He does have a way with words though.
wazdog 4
The man speaks the truth!
missangela 0
that sounds really immature...
baker63 3
honest but immature time for a real man
Boiler_1991 0
mayb u should think bout sex
Asstazztic 8
Agreed with Roho
Boiler_1991 0
wait who actually uses skype
DjeePee 25
He is sweet. But a sweet guy who wants an open relationship while you don't, is worthless to be in a relationship with. Be glas he's honest.
Bluepies 24
Through Skype, you're in the Phillippines....are you in the Peace Corps or something? If so, YDI, because you left him first.
butterflyhearts 0
Atleast she's not his booty call. She should feel happy that he cares enough to tell her the truth instead of banging her and making her think that he actually has true feelings for her.