maybe the stage was too wet to perform (safely) on it

Mopping ? It's possible to dry it.

My question is how hard is it to learn to ticket? Im almost positive you can train a monkey to ticket people, with enough training.

I think the OP is more saying FML about how they are the sole ticketer who will have to deal with 550 angry people, not that it isn't hard.

I always heard it as: "I don't care, teddy bear, you forgot your underwear". Unless that's a different rhyme.?(:

Can can can you do the can can can you do the...

Noor that made me burst out laughing!! Haha

You are really really attractive. Can I be your lover? So I can do your bidding

52, I don't know whether to dislike your comment or not. If I do, 3's confidence may go down; however if I don't, I'm somewhat supporting your attempt to get a girl over FML.

52... Smooth man very smooth

Ummm It doesn't work that way. You do realize it's for 550 people, right?

You do realize he was making a joke and was reciting a line from Spongebob, right?

The idea may be stupid, but it's also dumb.

Oops! I didn't see it in quotes so I had no idea where it came from. :P Funny, I watch Sponge Bob too but must have missed that episode.

38- You must have also missed the Internet. Also, does it really take quotations marks to make you recognize that it's a quote from somewhere?

If I don't know it's a quote? Then yeah. How else would I know? :P Btw that wasn't me that thumbed you down. I never do.

T'was thee episode with the Alaskan BULL worm.

Bad idea, guys. If you push the concert somewhere else, a giant worm could possibly fall on top of it. That lesson can only be learned the hard way.

This indeed. You should always postpone an event before canceling it.

But the worst is when you postpone and then cancel!

Stop being so positive!

This site needs optimism sometimes!

(world is going to end) Keev: well we still have a little while, so let's take this time to rejoice in the fact that we get to have this human existence, and the beauty of life and its experiences. And who knows what lies beyond? You would be a god-tier motivational speaker/hotline.