Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the...

By justsingle - 11/05/2010 08:56 - Philippines

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML

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You deserved it 4 317

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Same thing different taste

By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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You deserved it 538

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 598

The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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You deserved it 295

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 159

You deserved it 4 258

By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 201

You deserved it 2 685

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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You deserved it 4 187

By Out of Ice Cream - 29/09/2015 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 343

You deserved it 2 191

By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 277

You deserved it 315

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368 509

You deserved it 32 732

By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 662

You deserved it 4 315

babyteef 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:29

At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..

Pfrmbrzl 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:29

at least he wasn't leading you on..

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crazychick13 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 4:33

wow he is a ass.

sheisawesome 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 5:18

what the heack drinkinpints haahha

madmax82988 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 5:35

lololol penis always needs more ftw

jennabliss 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 5:38

horrible, but funny

FallinForYou12 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 1:52

I like your picture ;)

ObeyTheSnarf 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 5:45

That actually sounds like he cares.

laaceeb 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 6:45

he's a Dick who cares about him,you could say the same back.

Lehk 9

Wednesday 12 May 2010 6:50

well he was honest and he had the decency to end it with you rather than just going out and getting the more that his penis wanted.

krazykiya12095 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 7:39

lmfao i wannaa have him as a friend he makes me lmfao ahahh

MissExquisite 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 8:51

what a loser

mpclaw 3

Wednesday 12 May 2010 11:50

better than breaking up over Magic Jack!

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You deserved it 589

Today, my fiancée's ex sent me screenshots of their conversation. In it, he told her how badly he’d wanted to marry her, what a great life he'd have given her, and what a huge mistake she'd made by letting him get away. My ring, our house even our pets should’ve been hers. Gee, thanks for settling. FML

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Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 050

You deserved it 31 093

Today, after applying for a promotion to a position which I've been working my ass off for two years to get, my managers thought it would be appropriate to discuss other applicants in front of me, even asking me to compare my resume with theirs to see the "caliber" of what I'm up against. FML

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You deserved it 2 188

Today, I'm babysitting. The kids have only been home at the same time together for 15 minutes. Two of them have punched each other and the other is running in circles screaming. What is wrong with this picture? FML

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You deserved it 329

Today, I hate my wife’s dog. It destroys everything in the house, it destroys my garden, she barks constantly in her bed, and when I walk her she tries to attack every living thing she sees, but the instant I talk to my wife about her behaviour, I get yelled at for being mean. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 234

You deserved it 170

Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 346

You deserved it 164

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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You deserved it 5 286

Same thing different taste

The old "It's not you, it's me"

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