Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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babyteef 0
At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..
Pfrmbrzl 0
at least he wasn't leading you on..
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Comments (113)
crazychick13 0
wow he is a ass.
sheisawesome 0
what the heack drinkinpints haahha
madmax82988 0
lololol penis always needs more ftw
jennabliss 0
horrible, but funny
FallinForYou12 0
I like your picture ;)
ObeyTheSnarf 0
That actually sounds like he cares.
laaceeb 0
he's a Dick who cares about him,you could say the same back.
Lehk 9
well he was honest and he had the decency to end it with you rather than just going out and getting the more that his penis wanted.
krazykiya12095 0
lmfao i wannaa have him as a friend he makes me lmfao ahahh
MissExquisite 0
what a loser
mpclaw 3
better than breaking up over Magic Jack!