By justsingle - 11/05/2010 08:56 - Philippines

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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babyteef 0

At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..

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Pfrmbrzl 0

at least he wasn't leading you on..

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XxMaiWeingxX 0

they do have a brain of their own you know

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davek 36

If only everybody had that guy's honesty!

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drinkinpints 0

the penis wants what the penis wants!

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superbabies 0

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do; this one just happens to be poetic about it.

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swineninety9 0

I've never known anyone male or female who hasent cheated, get over it, people like to ****.

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cmc140 0

at least you didn't find out thru facebook status.

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NinjaSonic 0

Um.... Tell him "I gave you more but you couldn't feel is because your penis is to small!"-

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myownenemy 0

this is actually sweet of him. yd for being the kind to take it otherwise.

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rohosoccer08 1

why are all the comments on fml disappearing?

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skelator 3

wow... nice body, u obviously actually play soccer!

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rohosoccer08 1

what were u agreeing with me about?

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