Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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babyteef 0
At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..
Pfrmbrzl 0
at least he wasn't leading you on..
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Comments (113)
bootje 5
you should be glad. he says you're goodlooking and good in bed, but he doesn't have feelings for you anymore. and he cares enough about you not to lead you on.
rjfloyd86 0
Duuuuuude! he spoke his penis, errrmmm,I mean, heart out !
ColdGold 6
No doubt where he's coming from.
crazymeg 0
roho probably has an ugg face. and that sucks. boys are bitches.
adidjo 0
I'll be sure to remember that excuse for my future break-ups! LOL
MudPuddleMica 0
Your boyfriend is actually awesome =] "my penis wants more" although it seems weird... I think this would be the least awkward way to break up, ever. I wish my ex-boyfriends had said stuff as honest/******* hilarious.
pajamurao 0
people in the Philippines...
pajamurao 0
...are awesome
petrapumpkinhed 3
amen to that #92/93 :)
chooch556 0
hahaha good thinking #78