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He's just making excuses to break up with you. You're better off without him OP.
Fuckclump, that made my day :)
Eh.. This calls for a back-hand bitch slap
You deserve better OP. Cheating bfs arnt worth keeping around especially if they dnt feel bad about cheating.
My bad. I was never good in english class.
Ummm ok I guess. Get tortillas y carne asada.
Then you add the secret formula. This secret formula to the tacos is.....
I don't understand, did he not at least try to come up with an ACTUAL reason to dump you? At least you don't have to deal with that douche anymore
Idk. But after each line, my mouth dropped that much more. Then I was like huh?
Good riddance. He did all the work for you. On to the next one.
Well obviously he was just making up those things as excuses. Oh well, you deserve better than him anyway if he can't tell you the real reason why he's breaking up with you.
Dude I clicked, your pic is scary as hell man!!
How can I get a girlfriend?
1) Get drunk. 2) Strip naked. 3) Film yourself doing the Mambo in front of a Perdix tribute poster. 4) Post a link to the video in your profile. 5) Receive girlfriend (or hate mail). You are welcome.
Ugh, why can't you thumb up FML team comments??!!
You could man the **** up and ask a chick out?
19 - They're FML Mods. They already know they're tha shit. Lol
1. go to a public place and find beautiful and desirable women. 2. tell them everything you want to do nasty, sexual things with them (my two girlfriends right now loved it) 3. line your bedroom with rose petals. 4. shut the plantation blinds. 5. oil em up. make the skin soft and silky. 6. shove your rod into one and switch to the other when you get tired. 7. scream their name as you cream onto your racecar sheets. JILL!!! JILL!!! best part is they'll never leave you again and neither one is jealous of the other. and they'll even wipe your ass if you want them to! best. threesome. ever.
Well if his right hands called Jill he might be telling the truth.
Lol #52 What in the **** did i just read
Screw a girlfriend, where can I get a Perdix tribute poster?
Cause they no like us! :...(
He's a dick, you can do better then that he's not worth it if he can't be a man and tell you the truth and how he's really feeling.
This is FML, not a dating site.
Devin, where's your shirt?!?! I'll help you find it!!
I got the best kind of abs... FLABS I'm sexy and i know it
Yeah, he probably mixed between you and some other girl he "knows" ( apparently, he "knows" a lot of girls ) You're absolutely better without him, OP.
No top comment? Heres my chance... Hello
Ouch. That sucks bro...
13- you mad bro?
Bra** she is a girl
Mansiere!
you people have issues.
Well she cant really dump him because he kind of beat her to it
Find a gentleman? In this day and age? You're dreamin'.
Actually, you can find a gentleman; but only if you yourself are a lady.
Not where I'm from!
Where are you from? And don't say the usual - America, where you can only find McCrap munchers...I'm sure there are lovely blokes..you just have to find one, that will take time and a few heartbreaks and you may find yourself eating ice cream and, listening to Adele but you'll get there..good luck
113, most the men in QLD a far from gentlemanly. I'm engaged, but my fiancé is far from being a gentleman, just like most other males I've met who aren't older.
But it's coooooold there D:
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He's just making excuses to break up with you. You're better off without him OP.
I don't understand, did he not at least try to come up with an ACTUAL reason to dump you? At least you don't have to deal with that douche anymore