Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Why are your parents getting together after getting divorced? And did you tell your boyfriend your last name? He didn't think it was coincidental that your name was the same as the couple's whose marriage he ruined?
JasonThorn 23
Don't feel too bad about being single. The relationship would have been toxic AF.
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RichardPencil 32
Why are your parents getting together after getting divorced? And did you tell your boyfriend your last name? He didn't think it was coincidental that your name was the same as the couple's whose marriage he ruined?
dreams2383 20
he probably never got the mom's last name.
Madchick14 11
it could be a very common last name
Blobby McGee 5
why do you blame it on the guy? the mom is the one who stepped out on her husband
JasonThorn 23
Don't feel too bad about being single. The relationship would have been toxic AF.
legalgravethief 8
See, I would have carried on dating, knowing that every family meal, function, day out, important events etc would have been awkward as anything, however dating someone who you know has been involved with your parents is… ikky, so can’t blame you for ending it. Funny though