Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance"...

By Skyhopee - 24/12/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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You deserved it 6 076

By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

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You deserved it 4 719

By toonice - 17/07/2014 20:48 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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You deserved it 1 966

By Jolene - 26/12/2012 14:32 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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Dragging it out

By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 02:02

Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 107

By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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You deserved it 7 013

DesiLikesHerSome 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:48

He's not worth it.

mom2pen 4

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:56

And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.

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twogingers1fire 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 13:12

Does anyone else notice OP forgot the word "to" between "willing" and "give"?

suckstosuck99 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 13:30

D-BAG DEE DA BOP BOP, D-BAG DEE DA BOP BOP.

Pslcybn5 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 14:27

Cheap bastard!

carboncopy 4

Sunday 25 December 2011 15:08

Once had a bf who'd break up or ask to be on a break every birthday, Christmas and Vday. He's not worth it!

xForeverNever 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 17:31

He's just being a cheap ass and doesn't wanna spend his money to buy you gifts. What an asshole.

DomoLaDii 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 18:34

that's ****** up lol.. he dumped u for the holidays....

samaroo0 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 21:25

Wow what a jerk!!! I'd kick his ass!!!

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 25 December 2011 22:25

In other words, he's cheap.

Glitterprincess 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 23:25

What a jerk. Don't bother giving him another chance. He'll just do the same thing next Christmas!

monster_tamer 11

Monday 26 December 2011 0:08

Hope you told him not to worry, he won't have to worry about maintaining you ever again, because he's not getting a second chance?

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