Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.
ikickgingers 15
"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.
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Comments (136)
jackassiddy 8
Maybe he figured he could take that pussy since he believed you were giving up yours?..
jmad29 2
Call the cops and animal control. Hopefully he didn't do anything to the cat. Dunno why idiots involve pets with their disputes, makes me want to vomit.
darkmis1 18
Instead of going online and posting about it, how about call the cops and get you cat back.
donkeyballz 0
maybe the cat wasn't stolen. maybe its cheating on you with another owner.
Littlemiss__LOL 0
yikes
mapwellminner 4
Oh noes! He stole your pussy? Well....go chop his nuts of and see how HE likes it. Don't mess with catz.
NoahCOD24 5
What an ass!
skyeyez9 25
Did you check the local pet shelters? He could have brought your cat there. Bring a pic of your cat and bf and head there. Look around and ask the employees if they recognize your bf dropping the cat off.
lalanelson23 0
Awww! Mr. Kitty!!
DarkHeartAnime 4
Maybe the cat is at his house....ITS A TRAP!