Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.
ikickgingers 15
"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.
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Comments (136)
iluvcupkakes 0
Burn his keys...
doyouloveme6543 0
Well were you cheating?
piwikiwi93 0
Can you say psychopath?
The__Redneck 7
Don't just get the cops on this jackass--get the media on him. Tell the newspaper, the local TV station, and local radio stations. Then take out an add in the paper basically saying "Look, my cat didn't cheat on you (I didn't either, but that's beside the point). Do the right thing and bring her back." Put it in every paper in the area, and toss it on Craigslist too. And each and every time, make sure you got the guy's name--and his address and phone number too, if you can. THEN, go to a little webside called 4chan.org, hit up the "B" forum, and explain your story. Make sure to give them the full name, address, and phone number too.
JoelMcKickasas 3
NYPA
Samuraixman 3
sometimes you got to take the pussy
saphire512 3
I want it that way Backstreet Boys
JoelMcKickasas 3
NYPA
taylor317 7
They're not saying, nothing is worse than loosing a pet, there's no reason to list things that would be worse and act like loosing a pet isn't even bad because it is. I think people and animals are equal, but of it came down to my pet and a random person I'd save my pet, if it were my pet or a family member, I'd save my family.
interesting33 37
Call the police!
zoeeileen 6
let's just hope he hasn't hurt the poor baby :'(