By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 999
You deserved it 3 542

Same thing different taste

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What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.

ikickgingers 15

"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.

Comments

More like he cheated on you and wants to belittle you so he doesn't feel bad about his little penis.

What exactly had him convinced? Change the locks, call the cops. Don't ever give someone a key unless they are on the lease!

**** everyone who thinks it's fine to take someone's pet. Call the cops.

Get your cat back before he does something crazy!

if I had a cat I'd be glad someone took it. oh wait I'd never get a cat lul

ur description says message u.... so hey lol :p

Yup, it says message, like a private message... Also known as an "inbox" Hey Josie (:

lol im so lost i hate this site its so confusingggggggg fml! haha

I sense you're new around here? I'll give you a heads up, don't use words like "u" and "ur" because you will get picked to ***** by grammar nazis and myself. Also make sure you know the correct "there", "their" and "they're" when used in a sentence because people get pretty anal about that too. Regards, Your friendly neighborhood hero.

k ill try nd nt be like dat. u ppl r 2 concerned with spellin

You forgot to tell him not to confuse your and you're either, Marinus.

Step 1. Get copies of the vet records, to prove there is a cat and you are paying for it. Step 2. Call the police.

The_Troller 14

Step 3. ??? Step 4. Profit! I had to fix it.

I guess he didn't want to leave your house without some pussy. I wouldn't order any Chinese take out for the next few weeks if I were you - just as a precaution.

truebrotrue 7
livenatso 10

I guess he wants you to go to his house to get your cat back. Wonder what's waiting there for you.