By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 999
You deserved it 3 543

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.

ikickgingers 15

"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.

Comments

malincake 7

That's what I was thinking... She never says the he was wrongly convinced and people feel bad for the cat?

FML post: Today, I found out my girlfriend cheated on me. I went to her house to drop off my key and take a shit on her couch, but ***** ass cat attacked me and chased me out! Now my butt is all scratched up. FML

I didn't hear you say why he shouldn't believe it and why you aren't giving a reason to believe you. In that case, I believe him until you give a reason.

15rosES_fml 0

Not the cat!!!!! Inhumane douche!!!:'(

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Must have felt an attraction to the cat ;)

HU4L188 0

I love cats... If the mother father hurt that cat then i am out for blood >:(

whodoyouthinkiam 0

Cheating on you with your cat... 0_o

cannabistea 7