Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.
ikickgingers 15
"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.
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Comments (136)
zebrapattern 6
I dated a guy who said if I ever broke up with him, he would "get me back" by shooting me in the head and killing me. unless he was really upset, then he'd shoot me in the legs to make me suffer, and then he'd shoot me in the head to kill me and dump me in a river so no one would find me. Thankfully I got out, and I'm still alive. So you know what, be thankful all he did was take your cat.
Androidz 0
*Sneeze* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
sh83xx 0
Wtf? Lol
obamathellama 0
Cool story, bro. Tell it again!
Dsk0ne1 5
Sorry I was Going thru some crazy sh*t U know I love you! Take me back or I'll get back at you!
zebrapattern 6
um how was that bullshit? that really happened to me, it's called an abusive relationship. grow up.
TanzWolf 26
People who have been through actual abuse don't casually talk about it so openly... And with such unemotional, uncaring text.
Antoine_Dodson 0
I'm more interested in what the op's boyfriend is doing with the cat.......
leadman1989 16
Here Mr. Fluffules have some peanut butter. *Shrieks in agony
oXali 0
Well, at least you don't have to deal with him, OR the cat.
KyuuketsukiApple 30
Hey, the cat didn't do anything wrong!
mom2pen 4
At least he left the key, hopefully he didn't duplicate it. Keys can be replaced, cats can't.
juwood 7
You mean, you didn't get an official Cat-tracker collar? shiiiiiiit
marinus_fml 20
You mean he ****** your cat?!
marinus_fml 20
Oh wait... Nvm
Wheredidgrungego 12
FORNICATE
Wheredidgrungego 12
SAVE THE KITTY!!! Call up PETA so they can go whine about it, then break into his house and snag that cat back.
t765234 10
Hey now, no one said she wanted his house burned down
MaaaanWTF 1
What if he killed the cat?
priincess756 2
It sucks that he took your cat, but hey he left his key so atleast nothing eles is going to go missing!
kimberlysoileau 6
Okay. I'm really sorry but I have to ask y'all this! Why the *** doesn't my FMLs ever get shown (or whatever u call it)?!?
marinus_fml 20
Because people moderate them... It has to receive lots of approvals before its published.