Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.
ikickgingers 15
"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.
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Comments (136)
Poetaster 10
Check the BBQ! Quick!!
Kishawn2 2
well he really wanted some pussy,... at least you know who he is with
girl112891 7
Why do they always take it out on the cats?!
feralpup 7
You could go to the cops about it... Or...tell PETA, god knows they'll go nuts over it. Or tell a news program, or someone! There's bound to be one lot of people who'll care.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
I don't care who you are, touch my family or my pets and I'll flip my shit. Go to his place and get your cat back!
sparty12 2
was this because of facebook?
kareltje 17
Is your cat microchipped? If not, then YDI.
Im_Batman 0
Did you cheat on him though
IPoopedOnU 12
He stole ur cat?!
hoshi87 11
micro chipping doesn't locate the cat, only it someone finds it and takes it to a vet with micro chip reading facilities. Isn't there an animal protection society you can call? In the UK the RSPCA works with the police to save animals and prosecute those who harm them.