Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.
ikickgingers 15
"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.
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Comments (136)
kimmeyrolle 4
Ohhh noooo he took pussy in boot-sad- that is why you never gave a guy your key. -.-
newmandotcom 6
Yeah he showed you....he took fluffy....what a loser
MsCane 6
I'm in total agreement with everybody that said call the cops. I love my cat like a child so I would be upset if that happened to me. I hope he didn't hurt the cat.
monkekka 0
I have come up with several things that he could be doing to/whith that cat. I think I'm going to puke.
ClussmyLilFreak 9
no matter what u did, ur cat had nothing to do with it so FIL
perdix 31
Don't open the boiling pot on the stove. YDI for making him watch Fatal Attraction. You thought it would scare him into being faithful, but crazy goes both ways.
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol. Followed by Swimfan, oh lord.
AshlingArdan 0
Good thing you cheated and he found out an hopefully the relationship is over cause he's a psychopath... Clinically
cheefer 0
Murder works!
unagi_fml 9
Cat-burglar!
hateevryone 15
your bf is a psycho