By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France
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Er, so shouldn't he smell like smoke too? Or is his mother to much of a psycho to think that her son is actually the smoker and thinks the OP caused him to smell like smoke?
You nailed it, pixie! My thought is that the mother said she stinks of cigarettes, but she really means that she stinks as a person (nothing to do with the olfactory sense whatsoever). The boyfriend and his mother have that weird Oedipal thing going on, so the OP would be better off moving on and finding a man who has a normal relationship with his mom.
#2 is kind of a trick question. "Have you cheated on past girlfriends?" would be a direct, straight-forward question. But the "Have you been known to" part suggests that when you cheat, do you do it discreetly enough that the girlfriend and the people around you are unaware of it? So which do you really want, pixie, a faithful boyfriend or one whom you can THINK is faithful?
Lol plex, I love that line, 'all the good ones are taken -- and so are most of the assholes' I never cease to get a good chuckle from your comments. :P My comment was also in jest, which I'm sure you understood, although most people seem to not realize that, haha. It's cool that I'm awesome enough to get buried though, I suppose that means people are reading my comments. ;)