Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some idiot with a #saveourchildren shirt followed me around a store. When I finally asked the fucker what their problem was, they started screaming, asking why I was holding hands with black children that obviously didn’t belong to me. I’m white. Their mom is black. They’re my kids. FML
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
Today, I wore a t-shirt that had a rainbow-ish multicolored design when I went to drop off my daughter at school. Another parent threatened to “call the authorities” on me for wanting to “poison” children with “f**got memorabilia,” and to “stop pushing my agenda” on them. I’m a straight dude. FML
Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
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GamerChickxoxo 16
i had one bother me the other day, i put up my fists, he chose the right choice and noped the **** outta there.No ones gonna stop you from beating some sense into them,we all find them annoying. Religions like a penis,theres a time and place to take it out,thats not in public and defiantly not around kids.
RichardPencil 32
That last sentence was the real abomination here!
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GamerChickxoxo 16
i had one bother me the other day, i put up my fists, he chose the right choice and noped the **** outta there.No ones gonna stop you from beating some sense into them,we all find them annoying. Religions like a penis,theres a time and place to take it out,thats not in public and defiantly not around kids.
RichardPencil 32
That last sentence was the real abomination here!
ojosRojos 28
Y’all think this stuff doesn’t happen but it actually does. I’m in a biracial marriage, and one time we were literally just walking across a parking lot into a store when a man approached us. He said, “I didn’t fight for this country so that THIS could happen,” waving his finger at us. I’m white, and I was shocked and infuriated. My husband is black and just ignored it. It was just normal life for him. I still think about it from time to time, even though it was the better part of a decade ago. Some people really are just racist assholes.
jrn 14
YDI for pointing out that you’re not gay. Saying things like that suggests that there is something wrong with being gay
Paul Singh 2
I would have died laughing at his ignorance
Eric Henning 7
Not all christians are west buro Baptists.
Jonkbaby 23
as a Christian, I'm very sorry. i don't know whats up with those psycho people telling lies in the name of God