Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished,...

By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By Samantha K - 19/10/2020 20:08

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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daniisme 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:07

deuche much?

lynsieloowho 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:08

wow. kick him in the nards

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:32

Um I don't think you could give poor sex...unless he always expects an ******...

ninja_darkstar 6

Friday 14 March 2014 19:40

What a ******* douche you should dump him

CaroAurelia 12

Friday 28 November 2014 17:07

He sounds like a whiny pissbaby at best and an abuser at worst. Dump his ass.

iwin8166 13

Sunday 30 November 2014 6:20

YDI. But only because you let him treat you like that. It sounds like the belonging to an abusive relationship.

PrincessLily8402 11

Thursday 8 January 2015 19:10

What kind of "relationship" is this? Dump his ass after you kick him in the nuts!

writerchic85 25

Tuesday 26 May 2015 11:47

He sounds abusive

criley221 19

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:05

DUMP HIM! What is he 5 years old?!?

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 23 July 2017 20:20

lol. and this big baby is still your boyfriend??

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