Break time - FML

Break time

By Samantha K - 19/10/2020 20:08

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By oumalina - 12/08/2010 01:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

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Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

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Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

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Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 October 2020 20:53

You know, sometimes enough is enough and you just want something to eat. Pretty thoughtless not to offer you any food.

genuinegoodguy 9

Monday 19 October 2020 23:42

You mean ex boyfriend?

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 October 2020 20:53

You know, sometimes enough is enough and you just want something to eat. Pretty thoughtless not to offer you any food.

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 20 October 2020 2:48

To be fair, he could’ve gotten something to eat without even leaving the bed...

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 October 2020 4:32

You know, I thought I walked into that one after I hit Send. You proved me right!

Wadlaen 23

Monday 19 October 2020 22:43

Well, sometimes suddenly you get the munchies😅😋

genuinegoodguy 9

Monday 19 October 2020 23:42

You mean ex boyfriend?

tounces7 27

Tuesday 20 October 2020 3:00

I don't think it's quite appropriate to dump him for getting really drunk on the night of his 21st birthday.

Samantha K 9

Tuesday 20 October 2020 12:36

😂 I was thinking the same thing!

fjvitt 14

Tuesday 20 October 2020 4:25

Evidently, he was finished with it...

Samantha K 9

Tuesday 20 October 2020 12:38

Well next time let me know, so I’m not thinking we about to go back at it 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

jfigley 5

Tuesday 20 October 2020 14:36

Huh?! Thats strange as hell. I want to know his reason behind it...

Samantha K 9

Monday 26 October 2020 9:30

Me too 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

Bamisoep 9

Thursday 22 October 2020 9:58

We need some more info. A- was there penetration? (then he is just weird) B- what was on the plate?

Samantha K 9

Monday 26 October 2020 9:29

1. Yes there was penetration And..... 2. It was organic mini samosas

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