Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished,... - FML

By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By Samantha K - 19/10/2020 20:08

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

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Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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Poor performance dude

By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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Funky

By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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daniisme 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:07

deuche much?

lynsieloowho 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:08

wow. kick him in the nards

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marlarooNaps 0

Friday 17 June 2011 22:12

I hope you didn't dress him

Eggnogs 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 22:55

put your clothes on him and call him a girl for complaining so much.

Super_Salo 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:34

What an ass?

FuckAllOurLives 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:56

wow. find another guy to bang...

altenita92 0

Monday 15 August 2011 10:12

Bitch slap him!

IBMoondance23 0

Friday 19 August 2011 16:31

Your EX-boyfriend right?

withyou_fml 1

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:14

WOAHDER!! u betta slap da shit outta him!!!

amhort 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:20

I REALLY hope you didn't actually do it.... what a douchebag

aztav93 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:17

What a twat your mans a pussy

KennyDidIt 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:40

Your boyfriend sounds like Joffrey Baratheon.

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