Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished,...

By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By Samantha K - 19/10/2020 20:08

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML

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Orders

By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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Poor performance dude

By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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daniisme 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:07

deuche much?

lynsieloowho 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:08

wow. kick him in the nards

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nicoledahn 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:43

haha I personally think this is the funniest thing I have ever read!! props to him!!

Machumamaflaba 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:48

Seems to me that your boyfriend is a total "Drama Queen"!

AshieeK 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 19:03

Guys watch to much ****, and they expect the girl to act like the girls do in porno's.

gonorse 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 19:41

dump his ass!

greendaygirl112 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 1:56

BREAK UP WITH HIM ASAP

ninito_rd 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 6:54

FYL if you dump him... YDI if you stay with the douche.

LynzCatastrophe 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 9:50

Why are you with someone who acts like a 6 year old when he doesn't get his way? I'm totally having a family guy moment here.

lexip40 0

Monday 3 May 2010 1:08

When i read this i was like oh my gosh, lol you definatly need a new boyfriend. but if your looking to get him back for that tell him to stop being so demanding ;D