Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
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LocoMarshmallow 13
At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"
DocBastard 40
I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".
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Comments (154)
KinkyCurly 13
Next time rub it on his face... see how he likes it.
saocrates 16
Ok there seems to be a good number of FMLs where this happens....what the hell guys? Who thinks this is acceptable ? I don't think I've ever seen this move in even a **** movie.
cryssycakesx3 23
they're probably not real.
Paradoxxxx 16
lol that's so dirty
shhhaaarrron 12
He just wanted to spread his magic
mmaflake 19
Sharing the milk of human kindness
ColbyGB 13
How romantic, your boyfriend is a poet
perrialyce 2
Lol
cyttex 13
Does he know it?
anchorsaweigh003 13
nah, I think he'd rather throw it
aubama_fml 15
Next time you're on your period SHAZAM him back!
saocrates 16
Ewwww lol are you suggest she Andy Warhols his face?
squidgy787 22
I think that would be classified as a Jackson Pollock.
6FootUnder 11
Ew dude wtf... You could get sick from that if it got in his mouth or eye or something, the **** is wrong with you man?
ThaPrelude 11
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reaxion 25
And, as if by magic, a pair of sore balls appeared right between his legs?
AngryD 9
tell him if he keeps it up his hand is the only thing he will be having sex with
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
no he'll be seeing "palma" from now on
azyjazy713 11
Lmfao.