Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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CalCommando
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Ding dong, the mood is dead...
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kaprookie
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Should've gone pull my tits and then qweefed.
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lovejdbieber
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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imnotonaboat
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You should of farted too..
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kaprookie
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Should've gone pull my tits and then qweefed.
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AnonymousTroll
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I don't see why he needed OP to pull his penis, I pull my own all the time.
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tona01
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Imagine how sad would ot be to yell pull my penis alone in your house, then pull it yourself, fart and last but not least giggle like a maniac.
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GameOver008
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What's with the negativity people?!
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RavagedSoul
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What's with the first 7? (not sure) comments thumbed down
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Jaxx66
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Why is everything thumbed down??? Holy crap it's a conspiracy!!!
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reaxion
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40: Therein lies the reason why you'll be forever alone!
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urdirtyolduncle
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1- I thumbed you down just because of your usersname and profile picture.
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SystemofaBlink41
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Why is almost every comment marked as spam?
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erfia712
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Change ur profile pic #1
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killersexy
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Fuck jb
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ImFrackinBored
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So many thumbs down !_!
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Panic_Moon
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Wow. Kinky.
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DynamicDave
| 11
*fap fap fap fap fap*
...oh... Just me and Panic_Moon then?
*zips pants back up, slightly embarsssed*
...oh... Just me and Panic_Moon then?
*zips pants back up, slightly embarsssed*
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RedPillSucks
| 31
*realizes pants are on backwards and zipper is in the back*
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KJON
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I would have hit the Dutch oven on you.
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MrKlutch
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Ur an absolutely idiot
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KoolKidFly
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Hope he hasn't had beans recently...
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ScaughtieHolden
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How'd you fall for that?
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rachel_potter
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If you don't understand then your probably too young to be reading this
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AthleticSwaqq
| 8
36- according to yours and 5's profile, #5 is older than you. It says he's 16, and yours says that you are 13. So, I wouldn't say that he was too young to be reading this, I think you are. He is older than you..
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zstarlin100
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Yea cuz people never lie about their age online...couldnt possibly happen..right?
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
36's profile says she's 20 to me O_o
Odd. Either changed it, or 36 isn't human.
Odd. Either changed it, or 36 isn't human.
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CookieMonstr19
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Hi
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13FTW
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86, #36 is not human she's....
*puts on sunglasses*
Stoooopiiid.
YEAAAAAAAH
*puts on sunglasses*
Stoooopiiid.
YEAAAAAAAH
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AnonymousTroll
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111...no, just no.
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OriginalimoaN
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But seriously, she deserves that for randomly agreeing to pull his dick in the first place!
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SystemofaBlink41
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111- that comment has so much fail on it, it's sad
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batman1024
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yea u might wanna fix ur age cuz it just looks retarded. way to go... u just made an idiot out of urself
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suxs4ulol
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its a penis, not a finger
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UrLyfSuxx
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Buttsexpirate
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That's fuckin magic! He's definitely a keeper OP.
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Buttsexpirate
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Jeez I love how like the first 20 comments are just all rated down. It must be a conspiracy!
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AnonymousTroll
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There is no fucking and there is no magic...I don't see your point.
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Fenthik
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Conspiracy? No. Tons of lame unoriginal comments? Yes.
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mama8809
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That's just nasty hope you stoped
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CalCommando
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Ding dong, the mood is dead...
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The_Troller
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It took 9 comments before anyone could make a good one? That's just disappointing, but congrats on being the first...
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CryMoreFMLs
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What the fuck is with all these buried comments?
It's like people read shakespeare and left the forum looking like the end of MacBeth.
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It's like people read shakespeare and left the forum looking like the end of MacBeth.
(reference)
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grmnxsensati0n
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seriously what i with all these comments...
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Buttsexpirate
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You sir are the one exception and I bow my cheeks to you.
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Notime4bull
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9 can definitely entertain a kid at any age
(reference)
(reference)
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CalCommando
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Wow... i must be amazing or something. Or they all suck eggs. Probaby both. xD
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Vball6
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Way to kill the chain of buried comments.
:)
:)
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j_cat187
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It's like an ocean of negative comments
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ceepevoy
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Epic battles of history!!! Dr. Suess!!! vs.!!! William Shakesphere!!!! BEGIN!!!!!
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hardonforjesus
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Next time, smack it
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KJON
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That's when you get penis slapped