By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 284
You deserved it 7 584

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Ding dong, the mood is dead...

Should've gone pull my tits and then qweefed.

Comments

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

You should of farted too..

Should've gone pull my tits and then qweefed.

I don't see why he needed OP to pull his penis, I pull my own all the time.

Imagine how sad would ot be to yell pull my penis alone in your house, then pull it yourself, fart and last but not least giggle like a maniac.

What's with the negativity people?!

What's with the first 7? (not sure) comments thumbed down

Why is everything thumbed down??? Holy crap it's a conspiracy!!!

40: Therein lies the reason why you'll be forever alone!

1- I thumbed you down just because of your usersname and profile picture.

Why is almost every comment marked as spam?

Change ur profile pic #1

So many thumbs down !_!

Wow. Kinky.

*fap fap fap fap fap* ...oh... Just me and Panic_Moon then? *zips pants back up, slightly embarsssed*

*realizes pants are on backwards and zipper is in the back*

I would have hit the Dutch oven on you.

Ur an absolutely idiot

Hope he hasn't had beans recently...

How'd you fall for that?

If you don't understand then your probably too young to be reading this

36- according to yours and 5's profile, #5 is older than you. It says he's 16, and yours says that you are 13. So, I wouldn't say that he was too young to be reading this, I think you are. He is older than you..

Yea cuz people never lie about their age online...couldnt possibly happen..right?

36's profile says she's 20 to me O_o Odd. Either changed it, or 36 isn't human.

86, #36 is not human she's.... *puts on sunglasses* Stoooopiiid. YEAAAAAAAH

111...no, just no.

But seriously, she deserves that for randomly agreeing to pull his dick in the first place!

111- that comment has so much fail on it, it's sad

yea u might wanna fix ur age cuz it just looks retarded. way to go... u just made an idiot out of urself

its a penis, not a finger

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

That's fuckin magic! He's definitely a keeper OP.

Jeez I love how like the first 20 comments are just all rated down. It must be a conspiracy!

There is no fucking and there is no magic...I don't see your point.

Conspiracy? No. Tons of lame unoriginal comments? Yes.

That's just nasty hope you stoped

Ding dong, the mood is dead...

It took 9 comments before anyone could make a good one? That's just disappointing, but congrats on being the first...

What the fuck is with all these buried comments? It's like people read shakespeare and left the forum looking like the end of MacBeth. (reference)

seriously what i with all these comments...

You sir are the one exception and I bow my cheeks to you.

9 can definitely entertain a kid at any age (reference)

Wow... i must be amazing or something. Or they all suck eggs. Probaby both. xD

Way to kill the chain of buried comments. :)

It's like an ocean of negative comments

Epic battles of history!!! Dr. Suess!!! vs.!!! William Shakesphere!!!! BEGIN!!!!!

Next time, smack it

That's when you get penis slapped