Look on the bright side, OP. He wasn't disgusted and you'll both laugh (well, maybe just him) about it eventually!

I died when I read that stinks! XD

Not even a five so it could be half way good? Dang

#24 Exactly. I voted YDI because I honestly think it's ridiculous how embarrassed some people (often young women) are about their bodily functions. You fart, you poop, you pee, you burp, and no one will ever believe you if you say you don't, so why pretend like you're guilty of some crime? Just say "excuse me" and relax.

Oh my god... It's a double pun. Don't tell me that was intentional.

I tried that once (the excuse me part) he left me... .-.

Lol well that's a shitty guy for ya. My boyfriend and I just giggle and get over it. It shouldn't be a big deal.

I'm pretty sure SHE was. ;)

I wonder if it is a 6-9 position

Guess op need to eat more vegetables

How is it rated O.o

most likly smell, duration, decible level, etc.

#39: You are hilarious. :D

My wife and I are always rating our farts. Still striving for that perfect 10!

Unless her boyfriend deducts points for farting...

Or her boyfriend adds the 4 points she got for farting. ;)

he might just use the average of both scores. lol

agreed

33, not agreed.

Haha dream boyfriend right there :)

Posted your comment on the wrong FML buddy

Yeah, its not like he'll watch you doing the dishes your entire shift. Just smile or better yet engage him with "Hi, how you doing?" when he comes around. (Don't worry ChristaDani, I won't let you face this alone. We'll sink together.)

The voters disagree.... You totally stole her board to stay afloat.

You may want to reread the FML

FML you bush pigs! You were supposed to bury me as well!!

But I would never bury Will Ferrell!

Farting should never be involved with the word kinky. *Shudder* O-o

You're right, farting is pretty vanilla.

40-i 100% agree, but theres always someone who is into those wierd fetishes.