Transportation: Splish splash

Splish splash

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML

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Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By FailedTraveller - 04/07/2018 15:00

Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:09 - Australia

Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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By "Jam2019" - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Monday 20 April 2009 16:35

The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

Rok_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:36

I hate public toilets D:

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MyLifesTotallyF 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:35

Hell, thats so disgusting! Thats why I never go to bathrooms in the bus! Guys.. Look im first for the very first time while you guys see me for the first time here on fml!

ForestFire0 1

Monday 20 April 2009 16:35

The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

mmplayer 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 5:34

no the irony here is that he wasted time trying to not get touched by some simple little germs and ended up getting splashed by all the crap XD

igotfirst 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:24

*she.

Rok_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:36

I hate public toilets D:

curious2090_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:38

i think people get wayyyyy to worried about what their ass skin touches. it's much more gross what your hand touches, and then touches your mouth. i think people who hover over the toilet and sprinkle it with pee are much more annoying than the countless "dirty strangers" who actually sit down.

metro_mello 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 14:14

what if someone has herpies? you never know that's why you use toilet seat covers.

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:56

From a cleanliness point of view you should wash your hands before going to the toilet. They have far more germs on them than your ass.

Foamy980 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:58

It's good to cover the seat cause what if the person before you had crabs? Or haven't washed the ass in a week? Ect

rukusrazor 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:42

TAAAAAAAAAAAASTY! Too bad it's fake. So if you weren't in the bathroom at the time.. it would have spilled inside the bathroom like it's just some normal occurance for a coach bus to spill toilet contents when it hits bumps.. If this is so, shouldn't there have already been piss and shit on the floor everywhere?