Intimacy: Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in...

By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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You deserved it 308

By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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You deserved it 7 813

Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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You deserved it 365

By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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You deserved it 27 469

By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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You deserved it 19 637

Bran_Dizzle_ 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:03

Wait... Quief or fart??

lukascepanovic 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:56

HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! that is such a kinky story

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lookatstupid 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

Well that's just rude! 1st

Lmao_xD 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 2:04

Lmao!! Thats nastayyy

dangLIFEsucks 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:43

ugh i hate when people say 1st. put yes, i aggree, that is just rude.

killerviral 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:35

lol that wouldve been funny if u crapped diarria lol

XCaLX_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:50

thats not possible his head inst neer your butt

devinashley 0

Monday 29 March 2010 4:41

hahaha this made me laugh out loud. I'm sorry OP. that's so embarrasing. it's not rude btw, some flatulence you can't control lol. ;)

JordynAlexis 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 4:13

81; Somebody doesn't know what 69 is.

Kilomech 8

Monday 10 May 2010 2:41

XD It is if she's on top.

fearlesstiger98 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 13:07

stfu with that 1st shit.

I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:44

ahhahahaha dude just got pink eye

FMLJFL 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 8:23

This has to be the first 1st comment that isn't downvoted.

reddawn1985 12

Monday 20 August 2012 6:39

That's just plain repulsive. Could he look you in the eye after that?

soccer4ever7 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

lol wow

Alhan_fml 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 5:52

Hehe QUEEF!

FATnips 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:55

Should have just done 11 FIRST.

laurenlovesjb 20

Monday 24 June 2013 22:54

I think it's funny this has 11 down votes!

lukascepanovic 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:56

HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! that is such a kinky story

the_sodomizer 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:57

teehee

Bran_Dizzle_ 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:03

Wait... Quief or fart??

hwaning21 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 15:26

Ewww either way

brerae1 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:04

Ew haha. Thats uber gross!! LOL!

somepartsareme 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:36

@8 I know you're a troll but... What? What?! WHAT?!

emqueen 1

Saturday 30 June 2012 0:06

What did he say??

gilly011 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 5:47

wow. thats ******* disgusting. self-control much?

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 6:15

You're welcome.

Mx718 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:45

I agree.

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