FML : Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple...

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Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Gassy - / Monday 14 December 2009 22:24 / United States

Intimacy

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By Bran_Dizzle_ | 0

#720609 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:03

Wait...

Quief or fart??

By lukascepanovic | 0

#720579 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:56

HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! that is such a kinky story

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By lookatstupid | 0

#720567 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

Well that's just rude! 1st

Lmao_xD | 0

#721811 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 2:04

Lmao!! Thats nastayyy

dangLIFEsucks | 0

#808472 - Saturday 30 January 2010 0:43

ugh i hate when people say 1st. put yes, i aggree, that is just rude.

killerviral | 0

#836178 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:35

lol that wouldve been funny if u crapped diarria lol

XCaLX_fml | 0

#923812 - Monday 8 March 2010 3:50

thats not possible his head inst neer your butt

devinashley | 0

#970313 - Monday 29 March 2010 4:41

hahaha this made me laugh out loud. I'm sorry OP. that's so embarrasing.

it's not rude btw, some flatulence you can't control lol. ;)

JordynAlexis | 0

#972390 - Thursday 1 April 2010 4:13

81; Somebody doesn't know what 69 is.

Kilomech | 8

#990120 - Monday 10 May 2010 2:41

XD It is if she's on top.

fearlesstiger98 | 0

#1030825 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 13:07

stfu with that 1st shit.

I_EAT_THE_POOPOO | 0

#1070011 - Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:44

ahhahahaha dude just got pink eye

FMLJFL | 5

#4775001 - Sunday 5 August 2012 8:23

This has to be the first 1st comment that isn't downvoted.

reddawn1985 | 12

#4837325 - Monday 20 August 2012 6:39

That's just plain repulsive. Could he look you in the eye after that?

By soccer4ever7 | 0

#720570 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:54

lol wow

Alhan_fml | 0

#972465 - Thursday 1 April 2010 5:52

Hehe QUEEF!

By FATnips | 0

#720574 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:55

Should have just done 11 FIRST.

laurenlovesjb | 20

#5550509 - Monday 24 June 2013 22:54

I think it's funny this has 11 down votes!

By lukascepanovic | 0

#720579 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:56

HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! that is such a kinky story

By the_sodomizer | 0

#720587 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:57

teehee

By Bran_Dizzle_ | 0

#720609 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:03

Wait...

Quief or fart??

hwaning21 | 0

#4051839 - Saturday 18 February 2012 15:26

Ewww either way

By brerae1 | 0

#720613 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:04

Ew haha. Thats uber gross!! LOL!

By somepartsareme | 0

#720678 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:36

@8

I know you're a troll but... What? What?! WHAT?!

emqueen | 1

#4631329 - Saturday 30 June 2012 0:06

What did he say??

By gilly011 | 0

#720785 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 5:47

wow. thats fucking disgusting. self-control much?

By Ninjaface | 0

#720807 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 6:15

You're welcome.

Mx718 | 0

#747700 - Thursday 31 December 2010 22:45

I agree.

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