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Morticians? Divorce lawyers? Sexual assault social workers? Great, now I've gone and depressed myself. Maybe OP should smile and cheer me up or something.

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Only the last one I couldn't see myself enjoying. I think if I dug deep enough and low enough I could enjoy people who wished they were still alive, and others who wished each other were dead.

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When I first read it, I imagined OP as a machine that washes dishes in homes. Right after I realised the real job he has....

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I feel like I'm an idiot because at first I thought that OP was actually a dishwasher appliance. I think I should try sleeping.

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My boss told me the same thing, but she followed it up with a "people might think you don't wanna be here" after a very sarcastic "really" I got written up.

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it was dishwashing, not like it required much thought to perform my duties. When the cooks were still drunk at 5am I dont think a headache warrants any cause for judgment among the staff.

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Some of the best cooks I know are alcoholics. Dudes taking swigs of rum and brandy the whole day while cooking.

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some people have jobs they enjoy. such as childcare, being a chef, helping others. im sure plenty of people like those jobs

Well you can make the best of it. It's better than no job. I was a dishwasher for 5 years when I went to school. Not the most fun job in the world.

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