madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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brkn_hearted 0
LOL couldn't have put it better myself #25, but yeah, at least you didn't say something like, "oh wow, it's small" but hope things turn out for ya :D and yeah, i'd have to guess you're under 18
ssm9272 0
LOL OWNED you should've been like "that's the biggest one i've ever seen" he wouldn't understand it especially if he had a small penis
jasonw777 0
Just a small tip of advice when there is a dick in front of you, you might just want to stick it in ur mouth and hahahaha this is hilarious
xThatRandomGirlx 0
I'm dyin' right now! This is hilarious Seriously, I don't know what else to say about this
xxmsp91 0
LOL how old are u? 13? hahahahhahah
jSOPURE 3
I'm going to agree with the others. This is funny, but not really an FML. Your boyfriend should be happy about the compliment. Unless... you were lying. And the plot thickens. :)
Nomantoungue 0
you should try "Clitter" it would make his penis prettier when you guys did the dirty.
ilovefml20 0
HAHAHAHA ily.
24788 7
lol, it's pretty?
blueworld_fml 0
"It's huge!" works on just about any occasion.