madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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EziyaMinamoto 0
I can't stop laughing! Hahahaha
alittlehelp 0
hahahhahahaha i laughed hysterically when my boyfriend pulled his out for the first time. coulda been worse =)
plethora 3
Clearly you need to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=843XgbdW38w XD
were_giraffe 2
sounds like you're too young to be looking at one
Joeku 0
my girl said mine was pretty lol. Nothin' wrong with that, as long as he's secure in his masculinity...
Kneesoxrock 0
I said "It's not so scary." Sisters.
lia_o 0
maybe this happened because you are not old enough to be "fooling around"
07_MKV 0
Lmao, that's great
Max_Glycine 0
So? I don't see that big a deal... I would take that as a compliment. It's not like you said it reminded you of something else... especially if it reminded you of a tube of lipstick.
starvingxartist 0
aww this made me laugh so hard. be nice to her, you know the first time you saw someone of the opposite sex naked like that it was awkward.