madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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SuperSpore 0
At least you didn't say, "It's adorable!". That would be so awkward. .>
o76923 8
Eh, if you liked what you saw, you should have asked for a closer look. Its your first time, I'm sure he'd understand (and be aroused).
peopleplz2008 0
so what? I am sure he wasn't even listening to what you were saying.
um_duh 0
#132 - I'm not from the US but where I'm from we call them inverted commas. Also honey, I'm probably smarter than you will ever be. Don't hate.
memegui 0
What's the problem?
Arrrw 0
Really number 23? "Inverted commas"? Their called apostrophes.
juliadream 0
It's okay. The first time I saw a penis, I poked it tentatively with my finger.
pikachu_01 0
Hahahaha I bet he loved you even more for that. XD And LOL #176! True say!
ChampagneAngel87 0
That's so sweet...in a ****** up way. That's like Kate Hudson naming Matthew McConaughey's penis "Princess Sophia" in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
FTL 0
#135 wrote: "Some penises are pretty. You can't deny that." Really? Where can we find these elusive pretty penises?