madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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CurdledMilk 0
I agree with #180.
aFro_fml 0
haha, #79, i think "cute" and "pretty" are equally emasculating and OP, it's not that bad, if i were your boyfriend, i would've just laughed... and then gone limp... but laughed
Me27 0
LOL Aw. You'll look back and laugh, if you're not already.
isantorin 0
#60 oh god lol
thakid31 0
ahahah a better adjective wouldve been big, huge, or large (even if its not)! pretty is suppose to be said about *******, NOT penises, just like big, huge, or large can be used to describe *******! watch **** ffs!
raphaelflor 0
this is the funniest i've read today
fam_surprise 0
hahahhahahhaahhaahha lol #58 and #132
doof_fisch 2
He should have said, "Hey, thanks for the cumpliment."
leandra12 0
Haha. I did that once, too.
connerfusion 0
first time I took it out my gf told me it was weird looking. FML