madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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f_mylifelovex3 0
oh and # 99 ahah :]
sassabrat 0
it's better than laughing...? :D
breaksprinter_ 0
I don't think this is an FML. Although, maybe you shouldn't have said anything; most guys don't require a dick-compliment upon its arrival. A better compliment would have been, "you're so big" or something like that. Better luck next time.
wbrycem 0
Shouldn't have said anything at all lol
lakita_lover 0
Sexy might have made more sense. He probably appreciates the compliment and finds it amusing at the same time though. If I'd said that to my boyfriend, he'd probably laugh his ass off, then kiss me and tell me I'm "cute."
mutantcow 0
lol awww that's not too baddd :') i think it's pretty cute that you said that lol. i'm sure your boyfriend didn't mind. ^^
ThisIsTaboo 0
I bet'cha he and his penis are very flattered.
ryan1592 0
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
DGoat420 0
ROFLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Could have been worse. :P
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I wouldn't have said anything. You could have just said, "Whoa," and that would have boosted his ego a little bit. xD