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madzlovesgee United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

wow. just wow.

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Well..... you could have said worse xD

AnnerNanner 0

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Niceeeeee. I wanna know what he said after that!!!

Why is that bad? I would love that compliment.

snowsurfsunx3 0

umm no offense, but your first one? what about daddy's?

You should have decorated it. Ya know...put a little bow on..umm ya know color it with marker. NOW THATS PRETTY :D xD

wtf??? dumbass i wonder what he said to that...FYL

hey, atleast you didnt call it cute.

wootness 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous409 0

Did you guys notice how she said it was the first one she saw in "real life", she probably watches **** all day. 25 FTW!

LMAO How did you say it: "It's pretty~" or "It's pretty!!!" ?