madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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rawrwolf 0
Haha, awh id say something like that. im random and weird like that.
AnaMaree 0
Should say "Hella Big."
Monty_Python 0
LOL
Armaros 0
LMAO I can't stop laughing.
LikesaLaugh 0
I haven't seen his penis, but I guarantee that it wasn't pretty.
efmivida 0
hahaha, aww, you must have been nervous. next time just dont say anything, just get to work
Jeanni_Nicole 0
good thing you didn't say small...
dance_crazy 0
yea penises arent generally pretty....u shoulda jus sed a subtle "wow" lol
wow_just_wow 0
i agree with 221... tht woulve been a bigger FYL if u said "small"
lonerftl 3
LMAO 25 FTW!