madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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KtKat 0
hahaha!! I love it, and if he loves you, I'm sure he loved it too. "Pretty" may be an awkward description for a penis, but it's better than a lot of other adjectives.
raged_fml 0
"I'd complemented it." ?????????????????
xxxeelaa 0
#25 LMAOOO genious.
mandark 9
#23... "Inverted commas?" Seriously? You must not be over 12, they teach that in 3rd grade english. Quotations.
heyitsmandy 0
Hey it's okay. That's what first timers do. :p
brittbrittT 0
note to self: don't compliment penis by saying "it's pretty." thanks for that tip.
zelinda_fml 0
Pretty is my most used adjective for penises. I've never had anyone complain either. Some penises are pretty. You can't deny that. Get over yourself.
megs8907 0
haha #25 My friends and I always say "That's what she said"
milkradio 0
LMAO aww.
rainbowchelle 0
lmfao! this made my day. how did he respond??