Not going back

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

Overlap

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

Kinda sus, huh?

Today, my wife of 8 years bumped into my ex-girlfriend from 10 years ago. Despite having never met one another and no overlap in our dating, they both knew each other, but both acted like they didn’t. My ex proceeded to have an anxiety attack, and my wife played aggressive mind games with her. FML

Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

Heads up

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML