madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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pernicious_pink 12
Wow. Why not Princess Sophia or Krull the Warrior King? LMAO!
dancing_bear 0
At least you tried?
Darth_Taco 14
At least you didn't say what I said to my boyfriend when he whipped his out for the first time. I said, "It's smaller than I thought it was going to be." (I swear, I thought I was just thinking it!) That was almost 8 months ago and we're still in love lol. If we can survive that, then I'm pretty sure you're fine. The first time you see any penis, it's always awkward. Just explain the situation to him, I'm sure he'll be fine. At least you complemented it. Just remember, sometimes it's best to say nothing. :P
Kira_fml 0
And.....how is your life ******?
alwaysalady 0
Genetalia is not a mantel piece. THe first time I saw a penis I was like... "Oh. We're going there?" But mentally I was like 'Ew, weird!"
jadahgirl7 0
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. that's effin hilarious.
dustbunnies 0
i think it would have been better to say nothing and just kiss him.
Rhbk898 0
#41: ******* EPIC lulz there man, epic. Vladimir the impaler :D
Trooth 13
you sick person!
megghez426 0
this isn't an fml! this is something that would've made my boyfriend laugh hysterically. he would think it was adorable and probably loved me more for it.