Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
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Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
Emmamazing 26
since he wants you to be a hooker, start charging for sex. No, don't take my advice that's very bad advice
Roythetickler 21
Did you point out to him that she was a ****?
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Comments (70)
tormcn 26
You should point to a muscular guy and say you wished he looked like that
CommentKing207 23
I hate it when guys think women have to be extremely sexual to be attractive. Forget your boyfriends idea and live YOUR life, OP.
haynesbrand93 6
Don't worry.He's just in his 'Pretty Woman' phase
abNormal62 23
But is he in his Richard here phase of looks?
lil_ham1644 29
Even in his old age, I'd so tap that...
ProfessorMctitie 20
What if she wasnt a hooker
ProfessorMctitie 20
what if she wasnt a hooker
JayGatsby 25
Haha, how did you comment the first time and get 4 thumbs down, but comment a second time, and get 4 thumbs up?
swimthenread27 19
How are you so sure she was a hooker?
abNormal62 23
Too many guys think with their little head but speak with their big head
SweetSociopathy 24
If that's his idea of sexy, what's the harm in dressing up for him sometimes. You don't even have to leave the house if you're not comfortable. Is it really any different than you recommending a shirt to him?
Pat5519 14
That's what's up
SadSouthernBell 18
Are you dating my ex husband?!?! If so, it gets much worse. Don't let him try to guilt or force you to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable.
elusiveshame 22
You should probably move on with your life instead of bringing up your ex.
TheRugMan 17
I think he knows exactly what he wants