Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
Emmamazing 26
since he wants you to be a hooker, start charging for sex. No, don't take my advice that's very bad advice
Roythetickler 21
Did you point out to him that she was a ****?
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Comments (70)
jojohay811 3
Do the same thing to him?
Lopmon 7
He shouldn't be pointing to another girl and saying that in the first place.. You deserve better than that
Gennocent 17
Next time you guys watch **** together say " I wish your **** was that big"
Hop6e 22
And then you slapped him right? I mean it wasn't in your fml but I'm guessing that's what happened next? I would have slapped my boyfriend for that. If he's not ok with how I dress why the hell is he dating me? I am me for a reason and sure as hell am not a hooker.
ZaHo_fml 12
Dump his ass
RedBOT 6
Maybe he was kidding...? He probably wasn't though, just a jerk.