Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
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Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Emmamazing 26
since he wants you to be a hooker, start charging for sex. No, don't take my advice that's very bad advice
Roythetickler 21
Did you point out to him that she was a ****?
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Comments (70)
rockwrench 18
Tell him you'll dress like that if he doesn't mind you getting hit on by other men.
micassures_fml 19
the thing is, it can backfire as some (creepy) men get really excited by a seeing their gf getting hit on...
EarlFug 19
Nothing wrong with dressing sexy/slutty. It can be fun. Doesn't make anyone a hooker. If you're comfortable, give him a private treat sometime.
Jwaye2 7
I think he could have said it in a better way but i dont think what he said was so bad. If he said something like "I think you would look great in a short skirt/dress/outfit like that" you might have seen it different. My gf used to be a 'slightly larger' girl and was always self consious that she wouldnt wear anything but long pants. She'd been going to the gym and now has a great body but was still self consious. We seen a girl with a similar build to her wearing a short skirt and i told her that i think she'd look amazing in a skirt like that. She hesitated at first but then she brought one and hasnt looked back since as it makes her feel good about herself. <<just an example, If it was something really slutty it might just be a fantasy of his that you can do just in the bedroom.
pedrorocks 7
News flash! Guys like slutty
MidnaLink 35
News at 11; Not all guys!
MidnaLink 35
Strike one; telling you how you should be dressing.
devinaww 15
Could dress somewhere between hooker and what you normally wear maybe what you wear is really unflattering? As long as you're comfortable wearing it, OP.
lolbash 18
Its her boyfriend. Its just a request for new sexy fun time in bed.
marigoldcobain 21
"in bed" I can understand that as long as it stays in the bedroom, but he didn't ask her to dress like that in bed. He said he wished she would dress like a hooker, and I don't know about you but I don't even want my significant other to dress like a hooker in bed.
hoosiergirl94 31
Well you would save a lot of money on clothes
hberri331 18
How do you KNOW she was a hooker? She could have just been dressed sexy. That doesn't make someone a hooker. It just makes you judgmental
VoodooPriestess 16
It's actually easy to tell not only by how they dress but how they walk, stand, and act to passerbys, not to mention the part of town they could be in.