Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
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Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
Emmamazing 26
since he wants you to be a hooker, start charging for sex. No, don't take my advice that's very bad advice
Roythetickler 21
Did you point out to him that she was a ****?
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Comments (70)
ChloeRattlehead 22
My mom is 40 and dresses like that. I'm not lying unfortunately.
sunny354wi 8
U shud be glad he doesn't pick ur clothes! :P
Drosophila82 18
One of the inconspicuous reasons of why some relationships fail has to do with the **** fantasy effect particularly in males. When a man asks his wife/gf to do things that can be seen in only in **** or done with a prostitute things are bound to go south... Or perhaps not go south at all ever again If you catch my drift.
Brandi_Faith 34
I couldn't agree more! I personally think the **** industry is why men prefer all women to shave down there as well, and claim a girl is gross or unhygienic if they're not. In my opinion the **** industry has caused a lot of issues of how men feel a woman should look or what they should do (sexually); even though a woman may not want to do those things, it becomes expected of them. On the flip side, I find there isn't a whole lot expected of men to do or act in bed. Kind of unfair. :/
SweetSociopathy 24
Women have double standards, too. The great thing about fantasies is that you can choose whether or not to fulfill them. Maybe if she dresses "slutty" for him on occasion, he will fulfill one of her fantasies in return. You never know until you ask.
maggiefox 25
Anyone want to talk?
Soulless_95 20
Y dad does that to my mom all the time. I've been trying to explain to him how that hurts her, but he doesn't get. Men are just insensitive, I guess. FYL.
Mickeyraven 5
Ew. What's wrong with him? I mean I'm all for people dressing sexy but doing it all the time could not only damage your professional reputation it could bring on unwanted attention. I'm so sorry that he said something like this to you, you should let him know that it's not okay.
Hildy93 21
Maybe he's just trying to get some
kimeatszombies 22
Not digging the **** shaming. A lot of these comments are really judgmental, it's upsetting.
ham_spam 17
You deserved it who are you to judge it's not his fault he wants u to dress sexier that's what he wants make a trade or something a fair trade maybe that will work he said wish not dress sexier or I'll dump u
BradyPatatey 8
He might be just joking really, that was my first impression of it anyway.