By Anonymous - 30/03/2019 22:00

Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
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On the positive side, in the bathroom you won't feel the cold wind!

Rx: Stay indoors. — Dr. Pencil

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On the positive side, in the bathroom you won't feel the cold wind!

Rx: Stay indoors. — Dr. Pencil

Just stay outside your diarrhea will freeze before it comes out

If it's frozen before it hits the ground, does it still count as diarrhea??

what part of the midwest??

Those temperatures were eight weeks ago...

See if you can get your diarrhea to freeze in mid air

I hate to say you are being dramatic but there is nowhere in the midwest that was at -50 on the 30th or the 1st..