FML : Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live...

Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 30 March 2019 22:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7787830 - Saturday 30 March 2019 23:07

Rx: Stay indoors.

— Dr. Pencil

By Sinshine | 25

#7787826 - Saturday 30 March 2019 23:04

On the positive side, in the bathroom you won't feel the cold wind!

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By Ciara Koch | 17

#7787808 - Saturday 30 March 2019 22:43

Hey rrujddddddwofrrrrrrrgfwwr is the ttrffwrww

RichardPencil | 27

#7787827 - Saturday 30 March 2019 23:06

Are you having a stroke?

By Sinshine | 25

#7787826 - Saturday 30 March 2019 23:04

On the positive side, in the bathroom you won't feel the cold wind!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7787830 - Saturday 30 March 2019 23:07

Rx: Stay indoors.

— Dr. Pencil

By davidfong | 14

#7787851 - Saturday 30 March 2019 23:51

Just stay outside your diarrhea will freeze before it comes out

bloopaloop | 15

#7787877 - Sunday 31 March 2019 3:16

If it's frozen before it hits the ground, does it still count as diarrhea??

By SkullHQ | 26

#7787896 - Sunday 31 March 2019 5:58

Why is this literally months old?

By EmDizzle2007 | 26

#7788001 - Sunday 31 March 2019 10:12

what part of the midwest??

By abfab5300 | 11

#7788004 - Sunday 31 March 2019 10:20

Those temperatures were eight weeks ago...

By Jesse Wartnick | 15

#7788357 - Monday 1 April 2019 9:49

See if you can get your diarrhea to freeze in mid air

By Taylor Lancaster | 3

#7789213 - Wednesday 3 April 2019 15:23

I hate to say you are being dramatic but there is nowhere in the midwest that was at -50 on the 30th or the 1st..

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