Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
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Sinshine
| 27
On the positive side, in the bathroom you won't feel the cold wind!
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RichardPencil
| 29
Rx: Stay indoors.
— Dr. Pencil
— Dr. Pencil
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davidfong
| 14
Just stay outside your diarrhea will freeze before it comes out
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bloopaloop
| 27
If it's frozen before it hits the ground, does it still count as diarrhea??
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EmDizzle2007
| 28
what part of the midwest??
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abfab5300
| 13
Those temperatures were eight weeks ago...
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Jesse Wartnick
| 15
See if you can get your diarrhea to freeze in mid air
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Taylor Lancaster
| 4
I hate to say you are being dramatic but there is nowhere in the midwest that was at -50 on the 30th or the 1st..
— Dr. Pencil