Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
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Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
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waspbr 4
so he went to the market without his wallet?
sonnyv 0
hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL
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Comments (185)
Britney_Spears 1
Never happened. Your boyfriend went down to the "corner market" without his wallet, and somehow didn't notice that sixty dollars was missing even when you told him? Lies.
Britney_Spears 1
Never happened. Your boyfriend went down to the "corner market" without his wallet, and somehow didn't notice that sixty dollars was missing even when you told him? Lies.
Miss_Jazzalyn 4
That sucks. Maybe he just took some money out of his wallet or a card or something. I don't always take my wallet when I go buy things. (Alternatively, I can imagine a future FML..."Today I found that $60 was missing from my wallet. I then remembered that my girlfriend had mentioned seeing my mum steal money from my wallet. FML.")
hazella315_fml 0
First of all, #3 & #4, you guys aren't first. Second, would he not news his wallet? Third, if he looks in his wallet, will he not notice a fair amount of money missing from it? I don't believe this FML at all, however, of it is true, your boyfriend is an ass for not believing you. Why would you lie to him about that?
dancer_2014 0
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eatpussy 0
Maybe he was in the bathroom and asked his mom to grab his money for him to take to the market.
jdortega 2
That's pretty lucky he left his wallet right by the screen for you to see her steal exactly 60 dollars and her not see you
ManBroSkiGirl 10
Probably had money in his pocket.
sartori62 4
Another fake FML.
worldclassrager 39
How could he pay for what he needed at the market? And he should realize some money is missing and finally if I remember correctly you can rewind a bit...