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By wtf - 15/07/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

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Trust

By :// - 04/02/2013 00:26 - Netherlands - Nijkerk

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for 2 months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

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waspbr 4

Wednesday 15 July 2009 14:07

so he went to the market without his wallet?

sonnyv 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 13:43

hes an idiot if he didnt believe you, fHL

Comments

Britney_Spears 1

Friday 5 November 2010 14:47

Never happened. Your boyfriend went down to the "corner market" without his wallet, and somehow didn't notice that sixty dollars was missing even when you told him? Lies.

Britney_Spears 1

Friday 5 November 2010 14:50

Never happened. Your boyfriend went down to the "corner market" without his wallet, and somehow didn't notice that sixty dollars was missing even when you told him? Lies.

Miss_Jazzalyn 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 7:11

That sucks. Maybe he just took some money out of his wallet or a card or something. I don't always take my wallet when I go buy things. (Alternatively, I can imagine a future FML..."Today I found that $60 was missing from my wallet. I then remembered that my girlfriend had mentioned seeing my mum steal money from my wallet. FML.")

hazella315_fml 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 5:12

First of all, #3 & #4, you guys aren't first. Second, would he not news his wallet? Third, if he looks in his wallet, will he not notice a fair amount of money missing from it? I don't believe this FML at all, however, of it is true, your boyfriend is an ass for not believing you. Why would you lie to him about that?

dancer_2014 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:14

eatpussy 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 14:13

Maybe he was in the bathroom and asked his mom to grab his money for him to take to the market.

jdortega 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:01

That's pretty lucky he left his wallet right by the screen for you to see her steal exactly 60 dollars and her not see you

ManBroSkiGirl 10

Friday 13 April 2012 3:36

Probably had money in his pocket.

sartori62 4

Thursday 3 May 2012 6:23

Another fake FML.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 13 December 2013 2:14

How could he pay for what he needed at the market? And he should realize some money is missing and finally if I remember correctly you can rewind a bit...