Turbocharged Dog By FML Videos - 30/10/2018 18:30 So speed. Much fast. Wow. I agree, your life sucks 262 You deserved it 77 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML I agree, your life sucks 60 919 You deserved it 15 097
Today, my 20 year-old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML I agree, your life sucks 37 901 You deserved it 5 799
Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 198 You deserved it 3 491
Today, a lady on the subway sat next to me. She kept huffing and burping and was holding a plastic bag. I couldn't even finish the thought, "please don't puke on me" because she puked on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 990 You deserved it 183
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 104 You deserved it 3 723
Today, I discovered a large and somewhat disturbing whitehead inside my ear crevice. Apparently it's been there for a while, because everyone at work has nicknamed it Hugo. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 978 You deserved it 3 066
Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 094 You deserved it 7 068
Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 718 You deserved it 30 458
Take that poor creature out for a walk!
Ahahah I love the cat watching left and right, looks like a tennis match !