By me - 04/04/2013 20:07 - United States - Parrish

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML
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friedpwnadge 25

The school system is bad and it should feel bad!

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MarisaCB 16

This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.

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friedpwnadge 25

The school system is bad and it should feel bad!

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Examine 7
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What a shitty situation

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klaralynn 17
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goddamn school board..

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ColCyclone 17

Jesse! We have to cook!

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gc327072 30
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…Walt Junior breakfast.

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perdix 29

The school system is Breaking Bad and it should feel Breaking Bad.

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sarah6786 14
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Using that logic the man that plays his role should be in prison for making meth.

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ladyLALAA 28
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Jesse... Jesse... Jesse... We play a drinking game where we have a shot every time Walt says his name. If you wanna get plastered I recommend it!

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friedpwnadge 25

I didn't think it was possible, but Perdix has won the Internet.

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Sandman366 6
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75-Doesn't that happen weekly or something?

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ilovedinosawers 17
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An I the only one who read that in Zoidberg's voice? Need a better school system? Why not Zoidberg?

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irgndsondepp 15
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It can't be that bad, if they know the show...

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heyyyaubrey 9

uhhh no. his comment was stupid

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young_weezy_fml 3
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a little defensive no?

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23Z9TZO 18

"I had the style first, dammit!"

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MarisaCB 16

This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.

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namyo 13
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Triangular flapjacks have been banned in some schools because they 'can be dangerous'

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RpiesSPIES 27

You've gotta be careful! Those sharp corners can be hazardous.

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chosenblades 8
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MrSassypants 32
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I see that you were trying to reference another FML but it could have been worded better.

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im_joking 11

Honesty is the best policy!!

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BadApple88 29
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I hate teachers with no sense of humor

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mattlw 25
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It's a good thing you didn't make a "finger gun" and point it at somebody. That would have gotten you expelled!

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amDes 11
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He probably was mad because he really is cooking meth and thought you caught him

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akiahara 14
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My, what a perfectly logical sequence of events...

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NickaPLZ 26

FYL, indeed. A small meaningless comment turned into a suspension. That legitimately sucks. I feel your pain.

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