FML : Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received...

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Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By me - / Thursday 4 April 2013 20:07 / United States - Parrish

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By friedpwnadge | 25

#5435327 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

The school system is bad and it should feel bad!

By MarisaCB | 16

#5435334 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.

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By friedpwnadge | 25

#5435327 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

The school system is bad and it should feel bad!

Examine | 7

#5435371 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:32

What a shitty situation

klaralynn | 17

#5435465 - Friday 5 April 2013 4:39

goddamn school board..

ColCyclone | 17

#5435479 - Friday 5 April 2013 4:47

Jesse! We have to cook!

gc327072 | 29

#5435483 - Friday 5 April 2013 4:49

…Walt Junior breakfast.

perdix | 29

#5435504 - Friday 5 April 2013 5:06

The school system is Breaking Bad and it should feel Breaking Bad.

sarah6786 | 14

#5435528 - Friday 5 April 2013 5:24

Using that logic the man that plays his role should be in prison for making meth.

ladyLALAA | 28

#5435630 - Friday 5 April 2013 7:15

Jesse... Jesse... Jesse... We play a drinking game where we have a shot every time Walt says his name. If you wanna get plastered I recommend it!

friedpwnadge | 25

#5435703 - Friday 5 April 2013 9:03

I didn't think it was possible, but Perdix has won the Internet.

Sandman366 | 6

#5436143 - Friday 5 April 2013 17:03

75-Doesn't that happen weekly or something?

ilovedinosawers | 17

#5436199 - Friday 5 April 2013 18:13

An I the only one who read that in Zoidberg's voice? Need a better school system? Why not Zoidberg?

irgndsondepp | 15

#5461605 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 15:25

It can't be that bad, if they know the show...

heyyyaubrey | 9

#5842085 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:28

uhhh no. his comment was stupid

By young_weezy_fml | 3

#5435330 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

a little defensive no?

23Z9TZO | 18

#5435668 - Friday 5 April 2013 7:56

"I had the style first, dammit!"

By MarisaCB | 16

#5435334 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.

namyo | 13

#5435683 - Friday 5 April 2013 8:19

Triangular flapjacks have been banned in some schools because they 'can be dangerous'

RpiesSPIES | 27

#5436047 - Friday 5 April 2013 15:56

You've gotta be careful! Those sharp corners can be hazardous.

By chosenblades | 8

#5435345 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:26

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MrSassypants | 31

#5435471 - Friday 5 April 2013 4:41

I see that you were trying to reference another FML but it could have been worded better.

By im_joking | 11

#5435348 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:27

Honesty is the best policy!!

By BadApple88 | 29

#5435351 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:27

I hate teachers with no sense of humor

By mattlw | 25

#5435354 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:29

It's a good thing you didn't make a "finger gun" and point it at somebody. That would have gotten you expelled!

By amDes | 11

#5435358 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:29

He probably was mad because he really is cooking meth and thought you caught him

By akiahara | 14

#5435361 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:30

My, what a perfectly logical sequence of events...

By NickaPLZ | 26

#5435369 - Friday 5 April 2013 3:32

FYL, indeed. A small meaningless comment turned into a suspension. That legitimately sucks. I feel your pain.

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