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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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Have a Coke and smile

By Anonymous - 26/12/2021 02:01

Today, after my 7 year-old learned at school that water that goes down the sink and toilets is cleaned and then turns up in the taps as drinking water, he is now refusing to drink it at all in case it is recycled toilet water, and if he carries on he may need to be hospitalised for dehydration. FML

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New urinal

By fml9124 - 21/12/2019 05:00

Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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Boys will be annoying boys

By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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By dogggg - 14/07/2014 02:10 - India - Pune

Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML

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When you gotta go…

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML

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Paper-thin walls

By Lauren Davies - 17/09/2019 06:00

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:42

He'll go far in life. I imagine him becoming a free living environmentalist because of his interest in reusable resources.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:43

Chin up, it would be worse if he was 14.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:42

He'll go far in life. I imagine him becoming a free living environmentalist because of his interest in reusable resources.

Punksister19 10

Tuesday 22 January 2013 20:35

The new Bear Grylls.

Damn_Hippster 11

Tuesday 22 January 2013 21:34

Or a dog

sens3sfailing 24

Tuesday 22 January 2013 21:44

oh god, someone taught him doggy style.

Rancor 5

Wednesday 23 January 2013 0:40

At least it wasn't gangnam style.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:47

Heeeeyyy! Sexy lady!

AcroEsther 6

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:42

Well, time to explain some things to him...

slick5880 22

Tuesday 22 January 2013 19:11

But mom Bear Grylls drinks his own pee on TV. Why can't I?

beachchick9498 5

Wednesday 23 January 2013 0:26

"Son. You are not a dog."

captainObviously 15

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:42

His new nickname:Swirly

Punksister19 10

Tuesday 22 January 2013 20:37

Nice.

RvidxrKlvn 8

Tuesday 22 January 2013 21:44

I think you hit home with a lot of people here.

oj101 33

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:45

That is actually adorable. I don't know why you got a lot of thumbs downs #3

captainObviously 15

Tuesday 22 January 2013 23:50

Theres alot of haters out there.

SmosherMe 6

Wednesday 23 January 2013 0:18

70, how is that "adorable"? Its funny but certainly not adorable.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:43

Chin up, it would be worse if he was 14.

iop330 22

Tuesday 22 January 2013 23:55

Or if it was "full" let's say.... :/

Bakarra 22

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:44

Buy him a dog bowl and teach him to drink out of that. then when he comes of age you can take pictures of him and put them on his Facebook wall and then he will stop

peppermintpink 11

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:45

Do you have a dog that he is trying to copy??? Isn't it tough for a little person to reach the water in the pot unless he is upside down in it???

Werken247 14

Tuesday 22 January 2013 20:14

Do you always put three question marks after each question??? Does it make the questions more exciting??? Is it a form of yelling??? OMG, why am I doing it now??? Is it contagious???

peppermintpink 11

Tuesday 22 January 2013 23:01

It's my thing... Do we have a problem???

ChaoticBacon 6

Tuesday 22 January 2013 23:17

I don't know. Do we???

fml121785 14

Wednesday 23 January 2013 11:19

They probably have one of those blue things in the tank and it looks like blue raspberry Kool-Aid to him! lol

TheZee 12

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:45

"Been there, done that" - cat speaking

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:47

I can only imagine how many times you haven't caught him ;)

skoob1 12

Tuesday 22 January 2013 21:43

that is the question every mother wants to know ;)

TheCandyHater 7

Wednesday 23 January 2013 0:04

what's with all the winky face's ;)

TheCandyHater 7

Wednesday 23 January 2013 0:05

*faces. Please don't judge me.

MrBoredomioo 18

Sunday 20 October 2013 4:46

Wow Perdix made a good comment that is almost serious

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:48

Staying hydrated is important, even for toddlers.

Imhere4fml 24

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:48

By any chance, were you caught at the toilet head in one night?

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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

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